If you are under the age of three, you are FREE... at Dixie Speedway.
But everywhere else, you are pretty expensive. You will cost your parents about $435,000 over the course of your lifetime. This is dangerous information for your parents to have. One wrong move and you could wind up sold on the Black Market.
At the Dixie Speedway ticket booth, Drew was asked how old he is, and he said:
"I'm two. Sissy is three. Daddy is four. And Mama is 200."
And by the way, this is the type of wrong move that I was referring to earlier.