Saturday, March 10, 2012

Vote for me as your favorite crazy neighbor

I've got this crazy neighbor.  She's about 5'7" and weighs 90 pounds with wild, frizzy hair and a crazed look in her eyes that always says,  Are you messin' with me?  Huh?  Are ya?  If Floyd Mayweather and Lindsey Lohan ever had a love child, she would be it.

And I don't know if it's the meth talkin' or what, but she can't stay focused during a conversation.  If I were to show you a flow cart of the million different questions that she'll ask me in five minutes, you'd swear that a sane person could never say that.  CASE IN POINT.

She's 99.7% of the reason that we put up a privacy fence in the backyard.

She only talks to me when she needs something like, Where did you get your door wreath?  What kind of bushes are those?  Did Kohl's have any good sales today?  Did you get your fire pit approved with the HOA?  Have you read the Hunger Games?  Why did you put up that privacy fence?


But today I had the sad realization that I've become your crazy neighbor - give or take a few pounds.  (Okay, give a few - whatevs).

I started writing this blog for no other reason than to write it, but then it kind of caught traction.  Now I feel like all I do is ask you questions.  Will you share my blog on Facebook?  Will you vote for me?  Will you laugh at my lame jokes?

And this post is no exception.

I was nominated as one of the 25 funniest Mom blogs!

But, uh.... I don't have any votes yet.

It's like your school holding a prom but you don't have a date.  And, sure - it's cool to have a prom that you could attend, but it's even better to actually wear that fuchsia sequined dress with shoulder pads and dye-to-match satin shoes, right?

After this pageant, I hit the football field and blocked two tackles. 

So will you be my prom date - you know - metaphorically speaking?

If you've chuckled even once while reading this blog, will you please CLICK HERE and give me a thumbs-up?  You can vote daily until March 21st.

Make me part of your morning routine: coffee, carpool, Facebook, vote for Werdyab.  My ego is fragile and needs this accolade.  And it's so much cheaper than therapy.  Those shoes aren't going to buy themselves, you know.

Oh, and by the way - after March 21st -  it's totally fine to put up that privacy fence that you've been thinking about.

I was nominated as one of the 25 funniest blogs!  
Will you click on the pic and give me a thumbs-up?  Vote daily until March 21st.