Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Alexander Del Rossa: Fifty Shades of Giveaway!

This post is sponsored by: Alexander Del Rossa.  Check them out online, on Facebook and on Pinterest.

As you might have read here, I didn't care for the book Fifty Shades of Grey.

My negative review irritated many Fifty Shades supporters.  People were stopping me everywhere to shake their heads in disbelief and give me a finger snap in a Z-formation.

Although my *eye roll* probably made it look like I wasn't listening to your counter-argument, I was.  And I must commend you!  You almost convinced me to read the rest of the trilogy.  Almost.  But unfortunately, I had some really important stuff to do like organizing my sock drawer and dusting off my set of Encyclopedia Britannicas from 1983.

Yes I know I had the wrong attitude when I expected actual good writing.  And yes I know the next two books are better.  And yes I know I completely missed the beautiful love story that was crammed between the sex toys and the butt smacks.

Can't we just agree to disagree?  You call this book "Fifty Shades of Grey" and I'll call it "Three hours of my life that I'll never get back."

But, listen.  That's all water under the bridge now!

I'm extending the olive branch with this FIFTY SHADES OF GREY GIVEAWAY sponsored by ALEXANDER DEL ROSSA!

Alexander Del Rossa is giving you a $50 GIFT CERTIFICATE to spend on anything on their website.

You can get hooked up with some Fifty Shades inspired lingerie (hubba, hubba) just in time for Father's Day (you're welcome, fellas).  Or you can get a terrycloth robe instead.  There's no judgement here.

I'm also giving you a Fifty Shades inspired ORIGINAL NECKLACE from McMakin Designs.

You should check out McMakin Designs' Etsy Store and Facebook page now.  Why?  Because this stuff is awesome!  (P.S. If you don't want this particular necklace, you can apply the value toward any McMakin Designs product.)

And, I'm throwing in my copy of Fifty Shades of Grey because Lord knows that I won't be using it for anything.

The contest rules are simple:

1) Leave a comment under the Fifty Shades of Giveaway photo on Facebook here.  That's it!  For example, you could comment on your favorite Alexander Del Rossa pjs or your favorite McMakin Designs necklace.  You could tell me why Fifty Shades of Grey is the greatest book ever.  Or, you could just leave a :).  Seriously.  It's a random drawing, folks, so there's no points for creativity.

2) You DO NOT have to "like" Werdyab Blog on Facebook  in order to win this contest. But it would be awfully nice if you did.  Ahem.

3) The winner will be randomly selected on Friday, June 15th at 4 pm EST. 

4) No purchase necessary.  Void where prohibited.  Other legal mumbo-jumbo.

Questions?  Leave a comment below or shoot me an email.   Good luck!


  1. Found you through Carebare on Twitter, and I think the Shades of Grey necklace is hilarious. My friends are into the books, but I haven't read them yet because I'm really into my current book about the East India Trading Company. My friends give me shit.
    Even though you're not a fan of the books, you might like my post about our cart-staging adventure: http://www.tallcurlybiscuit.com/2012/05/moon-book-grey-performance-art/
    Gonna register for the giveaway now!

  2. I haven't read it yet but I intend to. I am on the last Hunger Games book now (love this series!!!). I never read the books when they are the current "big deal" in books because I borrow mine from the library and the waiting list for these "hot" books is crazy long! I have no doubt I will like the book because I am very easily entertained. And who doesn't like a few whips and chains and spanking in their literature! (You have to be the only one!) ;)

  3. :
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