Wednesday, December 21, 2011

stuff I found on the web this week

Santa says WASSUP!: Get a personalized message from Santa Claus emailed to your kiddo.  Guaranteed to buy you at least two hours of nice behavior.

Illinois Civil War?:  A couple of Illinois state representatives want to make Chicago its own state!
Outside the city of Chicago, there's a place called Illinois.

Was It REALLY Worth It?:  A complete moron took off work because his mother died.  Why was he a complete moron?  Because he ran a fake obituary in the local paper to get the day off!

His mother proved that she was very much alive and well when she marched into that newspaper's office and told them what was up.  Witnesses were relieved to see that she was alive.  No word yet as to whether we can say the same thing about her son.

Top 5 Regrets of the Dying : Interesting post from a hospice worker's perspective on death.
Most people have had not honoured even a half of their dreams and had to die knowing that it was due to choices they had made, or not made. 

Naughty Elves :  You know how I feel about the Elf on the Shelf.  So in honoring that, I wanted to share these inappropriate elf photos with you.  I hope "somebody" is quite disturbed by it.