March Contest: "I'm giving away Brian's money!"

Shhhh.  Don't tell Brian, okay?  It will be our little secret. 

Welcome to my first contest!

Bloggers always trick you into doing free advertising for their website by giving away a gift card.  AND WHY SHOULD I BE ANY DIFFERENT?

So here's all you have to do: Give Werdyab Blog a shout out on Facebook.  Twitter is fine, too.  Or Linked-In.  Or you can pin me.  Or, if you are employed by Google, then Google + is also acceptable.

You can share the website (that's spelled w-e-r-d-y-a-b, by the way.), a favorite post or video, or you can mention werdyab in a status update, as in, "OH.EM.GEE. Does that chick from Werdyab Blog ever quit talking about shoes and donuts?"

And, you get a bonus entry if you incorporate one of the Werdyab definitions listed on blog home page.  Why?  Because grammar is fun and should be rewarded.

So get out there and spread the WERD(yab).  Just be sure to tag me, Werdyab Blog or email me so that I know you've posted something.  I want to make sure that everyone is counted!  

Rules and Restrictions:  Contest ends March 31st, so don't email me on April 1st and say that you just posted something because then the joke will be on you (Get it?  Joke?  April Fool's Day?).  I will draw the winner's name out of a dastardly dreadful hat because who doesn't love a dastardly dreadful hat?  Hey... Is "dastardly" a real word?  Anyway, you can totally be related to me and win, but please don't let my family be the only ones who enter.  That's just pitiful and will make me eat Girl Scout cookies by the sleeve.  I don't speak legalese, so please pretend that I said some official, important-sounding crap right here.   Oh, and thanks for playing. This is going to be fun! (for everybody except Brian)

Did you remember to vote today?  One click = One vote.  That's all you have to do.  Just click. 
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