They tried to convince me that I wouldn't be Crusin' For A Bruisin if I joined them, but I said, "I'm too Old And Wise to try that! And if I fall, it won't Hurt So Good when I'm Breaking In Two, if you know what I mean."
But they said, "Uhmmm... Hello?! You can do it! Come on, Everybody Have Fun Tonight!"
I guess sometimes you gotta be Cruel To Be Kind.
So Here I Go Again, acting 17 instead of 37. One Thing Leads To Another, and this thing led to me Free Fallin' on my butt. But don't worry, I'm Alright.
Save A Prayer because I'm definitely trying this again next time. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, which is roller skating redemption (Call me, Tosh). Then I'll be Back In The High Life Again...
Two people AND TWO PEOPLE ONLY look extremely cool in this pic. Ahem. |
