Remember my friend Kim who's stellar photography skills captured last week's misspelled Krystal sign? Well, she's at it again, folks. Forget the paparazzi! I think we should start incorporating the word "Kimarazzi" into our vocabulary immediately.
Check out this photo that she snagged at our local Wally World this week.
Timmy's School Supply List, 2nd Grade
- #2 pencils
- Crayons
- Tablet paper
- Glue
- Safety Scissors
- Carving knife
Makes perfect sense to me.
What's especially ironic about this is how many times mothers have told their children, "Don't play with knives!"
In fact, that's one of the many life lessons that my mother taught me that I wish I'd paid a little more attention to. The others involve not doing things to embarrass yourself in public, but I guess that goes without saying.
Several years back, I was cooking dinner for a group of friends. When it came time to chop the onion, I wanted to impress everyone with my amazing, lightning-quick, as-seen-on-TV chopping skills. Next thing you know, I chopped a little piece of finger into the onions and then I passed out cold onto the hardwood floor. Uhmmm, dinner is served?
Don't worry. Aside from a moderate finger slice, the only thing that I injured was my pride.
Needless to say, the new host of the dinner club became known as "Anybody but Amanda." Ahem.
Hey, do I know how to get out of cooking or do I know how to get out of cooking?
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Grigory Leps · 645 weeks ago
Posted: 2008-12-24 by lilrache
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qwertyh - absolute worst experience!! i ordered a paper from them 2 WEEKS in advance of the date it was due, to ensure enough time. i specifically told the writer which book she needed to read, and that she needed to summarize it. I checked up with the writer various times to see how the progress was going, and she ensured me that it was fine. A few days before the paper is due she sends it to me. At first everything seemed fine. Then I typed in a few sentences into google's search engine. THE ENTIRE PAPER WAS COPY AND PASTED from a book reviewer's website who summarized the book. SENTENCE TO SENTENCE was the same. I was obviously extremely angry considering this company prides what they call "100% plagiarism free" and "a new paper". Are they for real?! WTF! Everyone knows what would have happened had I not checked and actually handed that in. Needless to say they were "so sorry for my inconveniences" which is complete ********, since I denied the paper and they offered me a 70% refund. I was disgusted, and explained to them how the paper was none done by the writer, nor was the book ever read by her!! They did not care.. I did not get the full refund, and I did the paper myself in 2 days. F*** this company.. what a waste of time and money! Who knows if there is better out there, but I would absolutely without a doubt avoid these scumbag liars! Good luck everyone..
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24th of Dec, 2008 by Tim_the_Bald -1 Votes
Good grief! Do your own term papers and quit whining!
9th of Jan, 2009 by Alex -2 Votes
YOU are the one who was attempting to plagarize. Yes, it sucks that you lost some money, but it is irrelevant whether the whole thing was copy pasted from a website or they had actually written it. You'd still be responsible for the plagarism you handed in (ie, that the work you submitted was not your own). And trust me, teachers can easily tell whether you wrote it or someone else, particularly if it's not the only paper you've written for them
30th of Jan, 2009 by roxanne -2 Votes
HORRIBLE !!! ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE!!! ****SCAM SCAM SCAM***** I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH! THEY CAN BARELY SPEAK F***ING ENGLISH... AND YOU WOULD ONLY NO THIS IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET YOU 100TH PHONE CALL TO GO THROUGH & NOT BE CUT OFF... THE ONLY THING THIS PERSON/SO CALLED BUSINESS IS GOOD AT IS STEALING YOUR MONEY!
10th of Mar, 2009 by gus -2 Votes
Similar but worser ending, the paper I order was plagerize from wikepedia, I did not know of course and teacher caught it. And now I may be facing getting expelled, anybody know if anything can be done, for my sake?
10th of Mar, 2009 by MAC -1 Votes
I AM LOVEING THE PATRT ABOBT "" 100 HONDRED PRECENT PALGRASIAM'S FREE!1 ""
LAUGING OUT LOURD ~~ I DONT USULY NOT MAKE A POLICEY OF CRICETOSM BUT MY FREND U GOT WHAT U DESREVERED, ,
IF THE DEANE OF YOU'RE COLLAGE FOND OUT ABOT THIS U WOLD BE IN BAG TROUBREL!! ..
BLESINGS ALL THE SMAE
Dr M A CARNARVORO
23rd of Jul, 2009 by Dezz Nuts -1 Votes
Okay first of all can we get at least a few intelligent comments in this room. Please! I mean for Goodness sake the fuc*ing comment box has spell check. Duhh when you see the red squiggly line, duhhhh, that means right click and 'choises' (choirs, chops) ((((choose))))) the right word) Narf. Hey bro judging by the atrocious grammar and spelling from MAC I'd say he wrote your paper. MAC: "I DONT USULY NOT MAKE A POLICEY OF CRICETOSM BUT MY FREND" wow are you kidding me. I'd pay to keep this guy out of the school system all together in fear that he may corrupt others. Geeeesssh.
OK I'm done.
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